Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Hot actress power rankings

STEP INTO MY TRAILER MS. _
Just a quick explanation here. I like lists and ranking systems. I hate them for the waste of time that they are, but I always seem to get sucked into the VH1 'Top 100 _' shows. I know the American Film Institute's Top 100 films of the 20th century by heart. And come football season I'm always eager to see how the BCS and NFL power rankings are gonna shape up week to week. I also love gorgeous, talented actresses. Ever since my first Hollywood crushes Christina Ricci (Addams Family) and Kirsten Dunst (Interview with the Vampire) I have always had certain actresses that I have found terribly fetching and whose work I like to follow. So that's basically the germ of this little project; daydreaming about when I become a big-time Hollywood director and the lovely ladies that I would love to work with and/or be romantically involved with. Enjoy, and if you think me pathetic, please remember that I haven't had a date in about a year.

*The parentheticals are career highlights that are personal favorites of mine. I also put up the original list that I referred to when putting together this one. It's in February 2006.

Others receiving votes: Jennifer Connelly, Ziyi Zhang, Elizabeth Banks

15) Naomi Watts (King Kong) [NR]

14) Uma Thurman (Kill Bill) [-6]

13) Kate Beckinsale (Underworld) [-8]

12) Selma Hayek (Desperado) [NR]

11) Natalie Portman (Léon the Professional) [-4]

10) Keira Knightley (Love Actually) [-6]

9) Rachel Weisz (The Mummy Returns) [NR]

8) Anne Hathaway (The Devil Wears Prada) [NR]

7) Katherine Heigl (Bride of Chucky) [NR]

6) Scarlett Johannson (Lost in Translation) [-]

5) Rosario Dawson (25th Hour) [NR]

4) Charlize Theron (Monster) [-1]

3) Jessica Alba (Sin City) [-1]

2) Catalina Sandino Moreno (Maria Full of Grace) [-1]

1) Eva Green (Casino Royale) [NR]

13 comments:

Me said...

Wait, I'm confused. The Mummy Returns and The Devil Wears Prada are career highlights AND personal favorites of yours?
I don't even know you anymore.

The Dunce Cap Marvel said...

I have no problems admitting that I went by myself to see 'The Devil Wears Prada'. I would watch just about anything with Meryl Streep. It was a good movie.

As for 'The Mummy Returns', I know those movies are cheesy but I just love them!

Anonymous said...

Solid list. All the women that I had heard of are very hot, and I can't think of anyone huge you left out. But where is the variety? Aside from a few hot latinas, these girls are all the same. Are you telling me that after having sex with (wait, I'm sorry, "working with in feature films")4 consecutive hot white young actresses, you would pick Naomi Watts over Beyonce! And what about a really hot older woman - Does Nichole Kidman qualify as old? You need a really slutty girl as well - Jenna Jameson. And finally, you need the slightly eccentric choice - The mom from "Little People Big World".

Anonymous said...

That was Tbone by the way

The Dunce Cap Marvel said...

T-bone:

1) I think I have good variety. Out of the white girls you mention I have 3 Brits, 1 South African, 1 Frenchwoman, 1 Aussie, and 5 Americans (one of whom also has Israeli citizenship).

Besides I gave Ziyi Zhang an honorable mention and the only reason she isn't on the list proper is because I haven't seen anything she has been in lately. They are power rankings; they change from time to time. If you would have asked me 2 years ago, I would have put Halle Barry at number 1.

2) If this was a "hot celebrity" list, Beyonce would most certainly be on there. Besides just looks, I take into account acting talent and other things. I haven't really been too impressed with Beyonce the actress yet and she wouldn't top a cast list if I were behind the camera. However, perhaps she'll show me something in 'Dreamgirls' and I would change my mind. We'll see.

3)I don't have a problem with older women or actresses. However, I don't like Nicole Kidman. She looks like a sharp, bony skeleton and I'm not as impressed with her and her movies as much as everyone in the world is. The funny thing is that she is being passed up for roles because many Hollywood bigwigs do feel that she may be too "old" now. What's ironic is that those very same roles are going to her friend Naomi Watts, who is seen as the "new" Nicole Kidman and is only 9 months younger than here. Go figure.

4) Jenna Jameson...Little People, Big World? Get your mind right T-Bone.

Anonymous said...

Notable exclusions: Halle Berry in any movie she's ever made, and the chick who plays Misty (Bill's step-mom) in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Anonymous said...

I would put your number one in the top five, not at number one. Great rack though.

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